the Karate Kid (2010)

Краски яркие. Джеки Чан унылый. Всё в целом в сравнение не идет с оригинальным фильмом.
2 часа 19 минут - это они вообще издевались. Ну либо нужные люди в голливуде бастовали и некому было повырезать всё лишнее.

#17

не процедуралами едиными :)

- Jones has just been fired.
- No! No. Oz, I need him.
- What can I say? He was caught selling secrets to a rival company.
- Yeah, but what you don't know Jones is a double a. He was working for us the whole time. He's a hero.
- He was a hero. Two hours ago, he got hit by a high-speed bullet train in Kyoto.
- But surprisingly, he only sustained minor injuries.
- But the emotional trauma he suffered sent him into cardiac arrest. He died!
- For two and a half minutes, before a rogue surgeon performed an emergency baboon heart transplant, gave him a new lease on life and crazy-ass monkey strength!
- Yet moments later, he tragically choked on a banana and was pronounced dead by a team of renowned doctors.
- Well, th...
- His last request was that his ashes be scattered...
- Yeah, but...
- In an active volcano!

Breaking In S02E04. Все такие милые :)
И заставочка новая симпатичная.
Короче, по-прежнему, никаких особых высот, но вполне забавно.